when i was in pre-k our class went to a farm. the whole point of going to the farm was to see these new born lambs. so our class was really excited. i was too. i thought the lambs were so cute. so we finally got into the barn that had this fence that went all around inside. so this farmer was talking about sheep and how they are born. then he tells us if we want to pet the lambs, we can climb up over the fence to pet them. well, i climbed right up that fence and as i was climbing back down i wasn't watching where i was stepping and i well, fell and landed on a lamb. the kid's were screaming because it made a "bellahhhah" noise when i landed on it. the teacher came and picked me up and all i can remember is landing on this soft little cushion and hearing the "bellahhah". the lamb ended up well, being killed.
yes, this is a true story. it's also my earliest memory, go figure.